The idea to infantilize the Muppets came from Michael … Madonna couldn't follow that! Gonzo: [gets thrown into a dumptruck] Don't I get a goodbye kiss? Oatmeal!...What!?!? I better check all those windows and doors before it gets too late. Scooter: Yeah, or move to a new neighborhood. 1. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing a theme similar to "The Jetsons"] Meet those Spacetons. Piggy: All right everybody now calm down. Did you see that, Teddy? Putinteen. Muppet Babies: I Want My Muppet T.V 1985, Snow White and the Seven Muppets, Once Upon an Egg Timer; Episode 207: I Want My Muppet TV! Fozzie: Gee, it's a long way to Washington, Scooter, maybe you should start running now. Gonzo: Piggy! What's fun besides making trouble? Sam Eagle: God bless America and its magnificent Broadcasting Company! What food do you eat with your mouth open? Get it? Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Oh well, What have we here? Fozzie: Kermit? Rowlf: Kermit, frogs don't have any teeth. Bon appetite! Piggy: You can't fool me. Kermit: I don't think so, Fozzie, we're in enough trouble as it is. Wokka, wokka, wokka. Muppet Babies (2018) is a reboot of the 1984 cartoon of the same name, premiering on Disney Junior on March 23, 2018. Statler and Waldorf share the stage left balcony box in the Muppet Theater, and the two delight in heckling every aspect of The Muppet Show. Fozzie: [after he shows his painting] How do you like my painting? Piggy: Oh, I'll never find my book in time. The babies tell the story of Sleeping Beauty to Piggy over a walkie-talkie after Piggy gets the chicken pox. The lollypop pickler ends up in the ketchup bucket, right, Teddy? Bunsen: [points to Beaker] Him! Muppet Babies Theme All the muppets: Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true Muppet Babies, we'll do the say for you Kermit: When your room looks kind of weird And you wish that you weren't there Piggy: Just close your eyes and make believe And you can be anywhere Kermit: I like adventure! *see* food. Muppet Quotes. Where are you guys? A yo. Nanny: Of course you can, your imaginations work without electricity. [runs and trips on the dominoes] They got me! However, it is revealed in A Muppet Family Christmas that the two critics were friends with Fozzie's mother, Ma Bear.Waldorf is the one with the pug-like face, mustache, and white hair. Piggy: Come on, let's get out of here! Fozzie: Snow White? Gonzo, Animal, Fozzie, Rowlf, Piggy, Kermit, Skeeter, Scooter: [all singing; repeated chorus] We love cartoons; we love all the action / We love cartoons, how they dance and sing / We love cartoons, they're the main attraction / Cartoon heroooes can do anything! Nanny: [under her breath] Give me strength. Gonzo: This is a job for... [Removes hat and trench coat and grows taller with muscles] Super Gonzo! [he falls and the paper flutters in all directions] Whoa! Animal: Earthquake Earthquake [laughs and Gonzo then changes the channel]. By Courtney Potter. Wokka wokka wokka. [sees their reflections in a mirror] WHOA! [the babies gasp] In other news, authorities have cautioned local residents to protect themselves... Kermit: Did you hear that, Fozzie? All: [lightning strikes and puts out the power] Yipe! Fozzie: Yeah, he used to laugh at my jokes. Skeeter: No one asks to be an uncle. Kermit: I guess imaginations go kind of crazy around all these books. She touched my nose. Gonzo: Maybe my brain isn't working right. Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: And dancers? [steps on Fozzie's rubber chicken, slides into the next room and crashes]. Fozzie: [Has body of fish instead of tail] Personally, I don't think this Mer-Bear stuff is so hot. Gonzo: Oh yeah! Fozzie: The bagel sniffer fell in the whoopie-clucker! Fozzie: Good, 'cause I don't wanna eat one. Fozzie: I'd be the best wicked queen of all, because I'm the funniest. TV chef: Then we plump them into boiling water until the skin comes off and they get all soft and mussy. Scooter: When I grow up, I'm going to run for Congress. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Sheesh, oh brother. Ha ha. Not again. "Muppet Babies Quotes." [Pirettes gasp in shock when they realized they were tricked by the Muppet Babies] Look, the Treasure's gone! Kermit: Uh-huh, so are you. Fozzie: [Rowlf's missing] Maybe he's under here. Kermit: Uh, on something that's gonna happen anyway. Fozzie: Rowlf went into the closet to think about my joke. "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Kermit, fix it. Gonzo: Nanny's gonna get rid of me. Fozzie: Okay here it goes: what food do you eat with your mouth open? What am I saying? Web. Wokka wokka wokka. Wokka wokka wokka. All Muppet Babies friends: "Wow, ooh, wow!" [points to the Labyrinth]. We're supposed to protect ourselves. Eric Bauza as Baby Fozzie, Baby Bunsen, Mr. Statler 6. Piggy: [stepping on Fozzie's collection of whoopie cushions] Where are we? [run out of the room]. [shakes Teddy's head] Boy, that's a relief, huh? Kermit: [to camera] I won't tell if you won't. 20 images (& sounds) of the Muppet Babies cast of characters. Kermit, Piggy, Animal, Fozzie, Gonzo, Summer, and their friends are here to play! "Spaceton Theme" Singers: [singing] Stop that singing. Kermit: And so, Princess Piggy and Kermit Skyhopper lived happily ever after. Piggy: Boy, for a librarian, she sure gets around. Because it was a chili dog. Elephant fleas, my dear Beaker, all we have to do is not listen to the next … Fozzie: Hello? Skeeter: [Piggy, Gonzo and Animal come into the nursery screaming] What's going on? Let's set a trap in the kitchen next, Teddy, bugling hamburgers always go in there. They usually have the last word, with a final comment at the end of most (but not all) episodes. Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: The little rats must've taken it! Rowlf: Mr. Bark Bark? Gonzo: [Turns the channel on the tv to a superhero show] Oh boy this is my favorite. Pinocchio was my cousin. Fozzie: You can once you get hit with tomatoes. Gonzo: [dazed] Woo-hoo. Gonzo: Come on, bust a move, will ya? Miss Piggy: Excus'e Moi, well, Have you uhh... "Pirettes" ever thought about getting into show business? Turns out Scooter is dressing up as Skeeter to commit the murders. Photos of the Muppet Babies (2018) (Show) voice actors. Fozzie: Don't worry Piggy, I'm a professional, OOPS. Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: And Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirettes. [Walks off]. We're under age. [the Muppets are making a movie; Gonzo is directing]. Gonzo: Labyrinth, kind of like a maze. Gonzo: [chewing] Oh, it's just termites chewing on my nose. See more ideas about muppet babies, muppets, the muppet show. On porpoise! Piggy: Goof, come on, follow me. Kermit: Gonzo the channel change the channel. Season Three of Disney Junior’s Muppet Babies Debuts This January. Because it was a chili dog. Mr. Ski-Mask Burglar guy, is that you? The other night Beaker watched a movie called 'The Flying Monster that Attacked in the Dark', and since then he hasn't slept a wink, and neither have I! Jim Henson's (now Disney's) long-running franchise, starring his special type of marionette/puppet hybrids. Wokka wokka wokka. The show follows the basic premise of the original, with baby versions of the Muppet characters going on all sorts of adventures in the nursery while under the care of Miss Nanny. Who's the funniest bear of all? Fozzie: [surfacing] Piggy. Gonzo: Quick! Wokka, wokka, wokka. IT'S HORRIBLE. Can't we do something about this harp? Nanny: [coming into the nursery and finding everybody asleep] That's strange, I could've sworn I heard a submarine. The Muppets, as babies, have adventures with their imaginations inside their nursery. [goes under the blanket] Hey Rowlf! Gonzo: Oh yeah This is a job for... [Removes trench coat and hat and grows taller with muscles] Super Gonzo! "Doctor Fozzie" is the second segment of the thirteenth episode of the 2018 version of Muppet Babies. Piggy: Oh Kermit. Fozzie: I'll just set this last pan here, and there. It could be, in there! Kermit: Hey, did you guys see what I heard? Jenny Slate as Miss Nanny Gonzo? The ghost has... Nanny? Scooter: [among the jumble] Let's see, there's you... Gonzo: Right, so uh, who's he? Kermit: Um, well about two bucks for gas oughta cover it. Gonzo: [gets his chicken thrown to him] I guess a goodbye chicken is better than a goodbye kiss. Piggy: [Nanny's asleep watching a cooking show] Nanny, what would the library do if someone actually lost their book? Gonzo: We love working in salt mines, right guys? Fozzie: No way, Gonzo. Apr 22, 2016 - Explore Ladii Cherokee's board "Muppet Babies", followed by 1383 people on Pinterest. [Karate chops the hood and the engine starts right up]. I almost got a tomato-fish right in the kisser! "He'd have a tummy ache. Nanny: That's true, Piggy, but I've got some cassettes of old radio programs and a battery powered tape player. They'll be coming for me next! Kermit: It feels, uh, green. Piggy? STANDS4 LLC, 2021. Animal: [Dice in his Eyes] Snake Eyes, hahahaha! Newscaster: And remember, be sure to double check all those windows and doors. Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Let's Get Them! I was out of mush" -Gonzo (driving a dog sled). [the tomato-fish returns and kisses him] Ugh! Sherlock Bunsen: How am I going to get us out of this mess? Um we have to be going now. Fozzie: No that's not right. Muppet Babies came to be after Miss Piggy had a dream of the Muppets as kids in the 1984 movie The Muppets Take Manhattan.Obviously, Baby Piggy, Baby Kermit, Baby Rowlf, Baby Fozzie, Baby … Fozzie: Oh no, it's the great vanil- I mean camil- I mean... Man: Yes! --Kermit and Fozzie. Come on! 67 "Scooter by Any Other Name" J.R. Young [laughs]. Piggy Pardon: I don't quite know how to tell you this, Kermit, but on a scale of one to ten, that song was MINUS TWELVE. *see* food. 14639. [faints]. Gonzo: The aliens! Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette, Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette, Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Us? Skeeter: Maybe we went too far and we're in the 6th dimension. Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Oh, Broadway, here we come! *That's* the joke. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Piggy: Uh-uh, could you guys tell me which way to go? Kermit: Um, Fozzie, I think you have your imagination on backwards. Awww, she called me a nerd. Reporter: Mr. President, what do you plan to do about the high cost of living? Baby Fozzie Bear: [on the walkie-talkie] That's what I said. I hate to mention this but uh, how many of us came in here? Piggy: Knock it off! [clears his throat] Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Fozzie: [carrying an armload of Scooter's computer paper] Who needs paper? Peanut butter, traffic jam? Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Okay, we're all packed! Piggy: [reading to Robin] Once there was a little green tadpole and he got chased down a tadpole hole. You saved me and my millions. When you tell jokes, I wanna cry! Kermit: That book is 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. This looks like a job for... [takes off hat and trench coat and then grows taller with big muscles] SUPER GONZO! Scooter: Hey, my computer won't work without power! Uh, hi Nanny, I didn't know you were a ghost. Ha ha. Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Singers? Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette, Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette, Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Show Business? 66 "Muppet Baby Boom" Sindy McKay & Larry Swerdlove "B-A-B-Y Baby" October 15, 1988 () The babies prepare to look after the neighbor's Baby (it turns out to be a kitten named Baby). Gonzo: [as Cluck Kent in a dream stuck in the elevator after the cable has brokened] Uh where was I? Lepre-Kermit: Of course not, that's what you need a four-leaf clover for. Sherlock Bunsen: How am I going to get us out of this mess? Fozzie: If that ski burglar monster guy thinks he's going to steal my joke collection, he's got another thing coming, right Teddy? Fozzie: This is one of the worst peanut butter and traffic jams I've ever seen. A man-eating manhole cover! "Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo." Nanny: What? Rowlf: Hey guys, I just invented a new form of cartoon. I don't want to be a mouse. Created by Jim Henson, Jeffrey Scott. Piggy: Hmmm, an apple a day keeps the dentist away. Give up? Ask me again and I'll tell you the same. TV chef: And in 20 minutes, you have a delicious bellaruff modernuff turnip souffle. I call it "Still-Life With Tomatoes.". Scooter: What about those guys we saw at the window? The 13 Muppet Babies friends go off on another imaginary journey quest to find Nanny a new tulip house plant. Fozzie: [after seeing a pair of chicken-fish] Okay, how does a chicken fish? Lepre-Kermit: All you have to do to find a four-leaf clover is be lucky. What do you call a yo-yo that goes down but won't come up? Miss Piggy: Um, sure! Fish on porpoise? It's that we get married. [he reaches for the fluttering paper and gulps it down as he laughs]. Bunsen: No! My imagination sure is scary today! Kermit: I believe you were plunging to certain doom. Waldorf: Yeah, I'll say. Give up? Statler: You know, I think that little pig's really on to something. Kermit: Are you sure you don't want some cheese? Gonzo: So uh, what's this about your book? Angelina Jolie. [they both laugh]. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. 1. Animal: [Chugging on a bottle of root beer, and belches], Fozzie: There once was an Indian named Ha-Ha/ Who planned to wed Kermawatha/ She got presents galore/ So I gave her one more [hands a present to Piggy and Piggy opens it to find a rubber chicken inside] A chicken that goes, "bawka, bawka! Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: We'll pack our trunks and be right back! I think she's in love. Fozzie: What's the difference between an orange? Gonzo: Naah, the 6th dimension has marshmallow floors and purple swing sets. Nanny: Oh my, did you hear that, kids? Gonzo:PHow about whispering some sweet things in my ear Piggy Pie. Fozzie: Gee, a story about an under water bowling team? 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